I keep getting more immortal

 me:  Well, once your civilization dies out and nobody worships you anymore, you can’t be too picky about your next gig.
 Gorgonetta:  HAW
so what’re you gonna do now
 me:  But shit, listening to rosaries is so BORING. Is it any wonder I never answer?
Get some better prayers, guys! Seriously.

I keep getting more immortal

As I was biking to work today, a junior high age niblet ran across the road in front of me. It was of that age where one can’t discern gender from far off, you know. I felt the urge to chase it. Heavens, I haven’t felt the predatory response like that since I was Ishtar!